Whoops

I hate to do this because it's the high school I graduated from, but what's wrong with this email I received today. (I've taken out the contact and name so as not to embarrass them too much.)

Dear Andrew, Homecoming / Pioneerfest is quickly approaching and we are busy preparing to make this Homecoming a truly special one! Below are some highlights of our day, with a link to our brochure: 9:00 a.m. Football Mass Football alumni are invited for a Mass in the Coaches Pavilion (gym) followed by breakfast. You will receive a ticket to the mass/breakfast and to the football game. 10:00 a.m. Alumni Soccer Game* Dust off your cleats and join us for a soccer game on Pioneer Field with your fellow alumni. Each participant will receive a commemorative shirt and all of the glory of participating in this alumni sporting event! 10:00 a.m. Alumni Crew Race* Join us at the Donahue Rowing Center on Lake Quinsigamond for a great time reconnecting with former rowers. Each participant will receive a commemorative shirt! 11:00 a.m. Class Agent Meeting* Class agents will meet in Remillard Hall to discuss participation in upcoming alumni events and activities. Pioneerfest / Homecoming! 12:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. (click on the link below) Join us for this special family fun day on Pioneer field featuring live entertainment, amusements and events for children of all ages! Stop by the Alumni Office table to say hello! *Participants in Alumni Soccer and Crew are required to register with the Alumni Office. Please call (508) or email events@. Click this link to download the Homecoming/PioneerFest brochure for more information. We are looking forward to seeing you and your families this weekend! Sincerely, Director of Alumni High School 508-8

There I go again being a new media douche bag. Our alumni office did the same thing last year with our homecoming weekend so they shouldn't feel too bad.

P.S. I had a hard time with the formatting, so it's not that.